I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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