Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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