is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Your penis caused this!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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