One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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