I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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