How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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