where am i from again
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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