Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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