at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize