So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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