If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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