I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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