I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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