Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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