David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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