"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
