it was like his penis was on wheels.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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