And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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