My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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