Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
