my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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