Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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