talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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