Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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