some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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