shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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