You work out of a Hotel?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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