great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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