I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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