ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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