WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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