You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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