Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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