I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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