take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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