wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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