That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
