honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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