when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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