idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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