have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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