I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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