His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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