It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'm really busy with my period
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