I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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