Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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