You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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