I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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