Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
well you can't waste a boner
either way he was missing a nipple.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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