i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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