i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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