My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
