Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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